1、不管怎樣,姿勢一定要優美

2、真舒服,等會得加個鐘

3、這就是傳說中的「鵜鶘」隊嗎,聽說打球很厲害的那個鵜鶘

4、老土,你怎麼看?

5、來,介紹一下,這是我兄弟

6、媽媽說,乾飯錢,得先洗手

7、是不是很有明星范

8、你瞅啥,瞅你咋地

9、哇,簡直帥呆了

10、袋鼠:跳已經不能滿足我了,我要起飛

11、再看,再看,信不信我把你吃掉

12、愁死了,帶個小孩我容易不,整天撈不到覺睡

13、誰在叫我?

14、我去,用力過猛,閃到脖子了,話說,這樹也太硬了

15、快,打雪仗開始了

16、嗯嘛,我要親親

17、鴨子的巔峰時刻,「龜橋」待遇走起

18、看招,葵花點穴

19、我神龍擺腿,額,用力過了,跑偏了

20、像極了小兩口鬧彆扭的狀態,卑微和傲嬌一目了然

21、難怪有人被罵狐狸精,一點都不冤枉

22、你看我性感不?見過這麼厚的嘴唇嗎

23、我要起飛了,前面讓開

24、剛吃飽,打個牙籤,生活太悠哉了,活得比人舒服多了
